Animaly Bar: NO HUMANITY — All Achievements

Nine Steam achievements. First four = normal story. Middle two = Festival side stuff. Last three = hard shoot/spare branches — tie to Endings.

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• Achievement overview
• 100% route
• Achievement: First Day
• Achievement: First Sale
• Achievement: First Kill
• Achievement: Looters
• Achievement: Artwork
• Achievement: Time to Go
• Achievement: Good Guess
• Achievement: Knock Knock
• Achievement: Traitors

Achievement overview

Steam global unlock % (approx.) — hard ones at bottom.

Achievement	Global	How to unlock
First Day	95.6%	Finish your first day at the bar
First Sale	94.1%	Complete your first drink sale
First Kill	92.0%	Kill your first human (post–Agent Pingu)
Looters	87.1%	Survive the looter attack — Greedy humans
Artwork	63.8%	Trigger Artwork — YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!
Time to Go	56.0%	Let humans finish their tasks — no interference
Good Guess	31.0%	Defeat the clown — Festival number game
Knock Knock	13.1%	Kill 5 animals on one day
Traitors	7.6%	Kill all humans in disguise; zero animal kills

100% route

1. One normal run — First Day, First Sale, First Kill, Looters (Festival defense). Grab Artwork when you see the interact prompt on bar art.
2. Festival Day — Good Guess (clown minigame) on same run or replay from last day.
3. Three cleanup runs (game lets you continue from last day after credits) — Time to Go, Knock Knock, Traitors. See Endings for Festival branch rules.

Tip: Traitors + human roster = hardest. Use table below — same script every run.

Achievement: First Day

Finish Day 1 — task board, restock, open bar, serve shift, close out. Story progress; you get this on any first playthrough.

Hub: Day 1 routine.

Achievement: First Sale

Serve your first completed drink to a customer. Happens naturally once bar is open — follow drink service.

Achievement: First Kill

After Agent Pingu gives you the shotgun, identify a human and shoot them. First Kill pops on that scalp.

Tip: Talk first — game requires speak-before-shoot.

Achievement: Looters

Greedy humans raid the bar on Festival Day. Clear the looter attack:

• When warned, prepare to defend the bar.
• Looters will enter and attempt to steal money and products.
• Use the shotgun to eliminate looters.
• After the attack, clean up blood and restock.
• Collect bar stools and close the bar.

Use adrenaline syringe if you struggle — inject chest, run into looters.

Achievement: Artwork

Steam description only says YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS! — interact with the artwork in the bar (wall piece / poster) when the prompt appears during a shift.

Note: Exact spot I not pin on map yet. Low priority — 63% of players have it; click around bar art between customers if you miss it first run.

Achievement: Time to Go

• Do not kill or interrupt the humans; let them do what they are supposed to do.

Pairs with Time To Go ending — Festival costumed humans must leave alive.

Achievement: Good Guess

Defeat the clown in the Festival number game:

• Agree to play the game.
• Say the slogan first.
• Choose a number between 1 and 9.
• If your number matches the clown's guess, he wins a free drink.
• If your number does not match, you win and he leaves a tip five times the drink price.

Match the clown's hidden number (1–9) — that is the good guess. Wrong number = big tip but no achievement.

Achievement: Knock Knock

• On any day, kill 5 animals.

Easiest on a throwaway day when you not care about Agent Pingu's mistake limit — stacks with Knock Knock ending.

Achievement: Traitors

• Identify the humans in disguise: Day 1: Panda, Cat, Turtle, Bull; Day 2: Owl, Horse, Hedgehog, Bunny; Day 3: Wolf, Eagle, Chicken, Kangaroo, Elephant.
• Kill each of these characters without killing any animals.

Human roster by day

Day	Humans in disguise
Day 1	Panda, Cat, Turtle, Bull
Day 2	Owl, Horse, Hedgehog, Bunny
Day 3 (Festival)	Wolf, Eagle, Chicken, Kangaroo, Elephant

Hub ID screenshots: Day 1 humans, Owl, Elephant. Pairs with TRAITOR ending.

Hub: full walkthrough.