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Animaly Bar: NO HUMANITY Guide

Animaly Bar: NO HUMANITY — All Achievements

All 9 Steam achievements — First Day through Traitors, with global unlock rates and 100% route.

Last updated: September 17, 2026

Quick Answer

9 total — story four auto; Artwork + Good Guess on Festival; Time to Go / Knock Knock / Traitors need planned shoot-or-spare runs.

Animaly Bar: NO HUMANITY — All Achievements

Nine Steam achievements. First four = normal story. Middle two = Festival side stuff. Last three = hard shoot/spare branches — tie to Endings.

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Achievement overview

Steam global unlock % (approx.) — hard ones at bottom.

Achievement Global How to unlock
First Day 95.6% Finish your first day at the bar
First Sale 94.1% Complete your first drink sale
First Kill 92.0% Kill your first human (post–Agent Pingu)
Looters 87.1% Survive the looter attack — Greedy humans
Artwork 63.8% Shoot the guy by the barrel on Day 2 — stay back or he runs
Time to Go 56.0% Let humans finish their tasks — no interference
Good Guess 31.0% Defeat the clown — Festival number game
Knock Knock 13.1% Kill 5 animals on one day
Traitors 7.6% Kill all humans in disguise; zero animal kills

100% route

  1. One normal run — First Day, First Sale, First Kill, Looters (Festival defense). On Day 2, shoot the guy by the barrel for Artwork (details below).
  2. Festival Day — Good Guess (clown minigame) on same run or replay from last day.
  3. Three cleanup runs (game lets you continue from last day after credits) — Time to Go, Knock Knock, Traitors. See Endings for Festival branch rules.

Tip: Traitors + human roster = hardest. Use table below — same script every run.

Achievement: First Day

Finish Day 1 — task board, restock, open bar, serve shift, close out. Story progress; you get this on any first playthrough.

Hub: Day 1 routine.

Achievement: First Sale

Serve your first completed drink to a customer. Happens naturally once bar is open — follow drink service.

Achievement: First Kill

After Agent Pingu gives you the shotgun, identify a human and shoot them. First Kill pops on that scalp.

Tip: Talk first — game requires speak-before-shoot.

Achievement: Looters

Greedy humans raid the bar on Festival Day. Clear the looter attack:

  • When warned, prepare to defend the bar.
  • Looters will enter and attempt to steal money and products.
  • Use the shotgun to eliminate looters.
  • After the attack, clean up blood and restock.
  • Collect bar stools and close the bar.

Use adrenaline syringe if you struggle — inject chest, run into looters.

Achievement: Artwork

Steam name = YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS! — not a wall poster. You need to shoot the guy near the barrel on Day 2.

  1. Day 2 — after you have the shotgun and scanner, spot the guy standing by the barrel.
  2. Stay back — if you walk too close, he runs away and you miss the shot window.
  3. Talk if the game asks, then shoot from range before he bolts.

Tip: I treat this like a sniper check, not a serve-and-chat customer. Miss him on Day 2 = replay from last day after credits if you hunt 100%.

Achievement: Time to Go

  • Do not kill or interrupt the humans; let them do what they are supposed to do.

Pairs with Time To Go ending — Festival costumed humans must leave alive.

Achievement: Good Guess

Defeat the clown in the Festival number game:

  • Agree to play the game.
  • Say the slogan first.
  • Choose a number between 1 and 9.
  • If your number matches the clown's guess, he wins a free drink.
  • If your number does not match, you win and he leaves a tip five times the drink price.

Match the clown's hidden number (1–9) — that is the good guess. Wrong number = big tip but no achievement.

Achievement: Knock Knock

  • On any day, kill 5 animals.

Easiest on a throwaway day when you not care about Agent Pingu's mistake limit — stacks with Knock Knock ending.

Achievement: Traitors

  • Identify the humans in disguise: Day 1: Panda, Cat, Turtle, Bull; Day 2: Owl, Horse, Hedgehog, Bunny; Day 3: Wolf, Eagle, Chicken, Kangaroo, Elephant.
  • Kill each of these characters without killing any animals.

Human roster by day

Day Humans in disguise
Day 1 Panda, Cat, Turtle, Bull
Day 2 Owl, Horse, Hedgehog, Bunny
Day 3 (Festival) Wolf, Eagle, Chicken, Kangaroo, Elephant

Hub ID screenshots: Day 1 humans, Owl, Elephant. Pairs with TRAITOR ending.

Hub: full walkthrough.

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